We ship the magic free when you buy 2+ bags.
The best coffee on the planet that of course helps you go poop.
Bring something magical to your kitchen's coffee corner.
We imbue the coffee every Saturday with magic to ship fresh to your colon.
Specialty Coffee · 12 oz
Extra Motivation for your Day & your Colon!
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He traded a cow for what the man at the crossroads called magic beans. Then he went home and brewed them. We don't know exactly what happened next. We know what happened the next morning.
And the rest, as they say, was history.
ContinueBought this as a white elephant gift. It was opened third. Now we have an annual tradition. Also the coffee is genuinely better than what I get from my local roaster.
I am 62 years old and my son sent me this. The bag is on a shelf in my office. The coffee is in my mug. Both are working.
Tastes like a real coffee that also happens to be a personality test.
Gave one to my brother-in-law. He texted "thank you" for the first time in six years.
Smooth. Not jokey-smooth, actually smooth. Then I read the bag again and laughed at my own kitchen counter.
Frequently asked, finally answered
Yes. Single-origin craft arabica from the Xocomil farm in Guatemala, grown at 1,800 MASL near Lake Atitlán. Bourbon varietal, processed to perfection, medium roast, 12 oz (340 g), roasted weekly in small batches.
Comforting toffee up front, rich cocoa through the middle, a quiet dash of apricot on the finish. Nothing about the flavor is the joke.
As a small magical business, orders will be shipping same week. Most US addresses receive it in 7-10 days.
We're doing what regular coffee does, help you on your morning poop, just in a magical package.
Due to health and safety standards, coffee is not eligible for return. Please do not send coffee back. If there's an issue with your order, reach out to our team and we'll work with you to make it right.
2-pack $39.98
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